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Naps or craps?

 
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Which of the following best describes you:
I take naps at work
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
I take craps at work
57%
 57%  [ 19 ]
I take both naps and craps at work
30%
 30%  [ 10 ]
I take neither naps nor craps at work
9%
 9%  [ 3 ]
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:14 am    Post subject: Naps or craps? Reply with quote

Inspired by clinton.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The majority of people are taking craps in this thread.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, it's nice to be acknowledged as an inspiration. I've been both pooping and napping for most of my life and up until now, I've not been recognized for it.

I'd like to thank Kimberly Clarke Paper Products for thier continued support and cable television who has been with me through the rough times.

Last but not least, thank YOU, the fans. Without you every wipe would be meaningless.

-clinton charlton
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

clinton wrote:
You know, it's nice to be acknowledged as an inspiration. I've been both pooping and napping for most of my life and up until now, I've not been recognized for it.

I'd like to thank Kimberly Clarke Paper Products for thier continued support and cable television who has been with me through the rough times.

Last but not least, thank YOU, the fans. Without you every wipe would be meaningless.

-clinton charlton


"When you call me 'Climmy', people don't take me seriously" - Clinton Charlton
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

adam wrote:
clinton wrote:
You know, it's nice to be acknowledged as an inspiration. I've been both pooping and napping for most of my life and up until now, I've not been recognized for it.

I'd like to thank Kimberly Clarke Paper Products for thier continued support and cable television who has been with me through the rough times.

Last but not least, thank YOU, the fans. Without you every wipe would be meaningless.

-clinton charlton


"When you call me 'Climmy', people don't take me seriously" - Clinton Charlton


oh like anyone was gonna take me seriously anyway :-)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took naps at Shoppers regularly.
I have fallen asleep at work here, but not since I started my current job. My old job involved a lot less work and was in a corner.
I took a nap at Elwoods once or twice but have never napped at A Khord.
And... I have pooped in ONE public restroom in the last 15+ years.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I play craps at work
I'm a professional gambler
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

camphor wrote:

I'm a professional gamblor


ALEX!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why waste your own TP when you can use someone elses, i say.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least twice a day.

My #2s are as quick as my #1s so I never feel that badly about it.


I'm glad this thread exists. Thanks Mary!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can't believe more people don't take naps.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's better than sitting there taking a dump and knowing that you're getting paid to do so?!? It's a lot better than sitting at your desk and doing your job knowing that you're getting paid to do so.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a multitasker. I nap while I crap.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've not napped, but fallen asleep.

Public poos are a go in any respectable bathroom. If I have to wipe off a seat, no thanks. If it looks trusting enough, I'm droppin' trow.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't really poo in public, not because I'm afraid to, but my body keeps it to itself until it knows I'm home and safe.

Actually, some days I don't poo at all, is that normal?


I've only ever fallen asleep at school for a couple of seconds, a couple of times. I've never had a job where I'm able to sleep, always on the move with somebody around.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daniel Druff wrote:
What's better than sitting there taking a dump and knowing that you're getting paid to do so?!? It's a lot better than sitting at your desk and doing your job knowing that you're getting paid to do so.


I can't relax. I'm one of those weird employee's whose too focused on the five things she has to do next and can't wait to run back and do them. Luckily I'm quick like Barb, so it's not that big of a problem.

At my current job I don't get scheduled breaks. In fact because of the type of work there is no break at all. So if I'm busy, I'm holding my pee for up to 6 hours or more because I am so focused on what I'm doing that I forget to ask for a minute to myself.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To the top!

The bathrooms at my current job are the "several stalls right next to each other" style, so I avoid crapping at work when possible. I usually go home at lunch so this isn't difficult other than in the event of acute gastrointestinal stress.

Related: could chuck or adam or someone please add a word filter to change all mentions of "gastropub" to "gastrointestinal distress?" Thx.

I haven't taken a nap at work in like 4 years. :(
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